Will I ever fill up my 12?

This year’s senatoriables has played from being pathetic to down right absurd. Everyone is being critical in this year’s election (I hope so) having a handful of could-be blue chippers from the usual bull caca’s that wears an uber cool orange eye glass, and humbly calling themselves champions of truth -kampeon nang katotohanan-.

Can you help me out in filling my 12?

#1 Manny Villar

One of the better choices, and given that he was one of the players in the Las Piñas progressive team. He knows how to play the people with shutting his mouth and letting his projects (based on the massive posters with his face on it scattered along the greater Las Piñas-Alabang area). Although his boring state, his no where near irritating.

#2 Noynoy Aquino

A new guy in the scene, and could have the political spirit of his father roaming among his mind. I’m not that sure yet, but looking at the other candidates, can we have any better choices?

#3 Kiko “Mr. Noted” Pangilinan

A party swinger, with bad rep looming with him. Again, lack of better choices.

#4 Sonia Roco

A new player, and I’m hoping that she stands for what she knows and believes is right, she has this “one of the better bets” aura with her name. I also miss the political fire her late husband once had. Given the fact that she’s a wife of a bedan as well.

#5 Chiz Escudero

5th pick… no choice but to pick a candidate that looks like my uncle, a pick of the young generation, but i’m still thinking twice about this.

#6 Alan Peter Cayetano

His last stunt was the stunt that made him a giant. His fight for righteousness could make him be a part of the better choices but his ever obvious vendetta with the administration makes me think twice about his motives.

#7 Ping Lacson

He’s the father of my friend, a hard man… and im losing options…

#8 Joker Arroyo

People’s Dragon… I like people who has a sense of humor… People’s dragon… HAH!!!!

#9 Antonio Trillanes

see Cayetano.

#10 Victor Wood

because he wont win, but i’d pick this guy first before voting for trillanes.

#11 Luis “Chavit” Singson

<PUN INTENDED> seriously </PUN INTENDED>

#12 …

Team Unity certainly knows how to win elections… in High School. Your candidates doesnt just lack the potential, they never had it to begin with.

The GO candidates does present potential, hope, and a huge chance for deception, don’t break the people’s hearts.

there’s two (or more slots open), for the sake of voting the right people, who would you suggest me vote? (dum dum dum dum…)